I just got a sonic screwdriver on amazon…

“IN A WORLD OF LOCKED ROOMS, THE MAN WITH THE KEY IS KING.
AND HONEY … YOU SHOULD SEE ME IN A CROWN.”

its-an-ear-hat-john:

#If some random person saw this #and didn’t know anything about this show #it kind of looks like Sherlock is kicking Moriarty in the face

pastichee:

live everyday like you’re gonna steal the declaration of independence.

thedrunkenmoogle:

Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy cocktail)

Ingredients:
1 oz. Jack Daniels Whiskey
1 oz. Peach schnapps
4-6 oz. Orange juice
1 splash of Blue curacao
1 lemon twist 
1 olive (optional) 

Directions: Fill a highball glass 3/4 full of ice. Add the Jack Daniels and peach schnapps, then top off with orange juice. Mix well, then add the blue curacao over the top.  Garnish with a lemon twist and olive, if you chose to include it. Drink… but… very carefully…

May 25th is celebrated by many as Towel Day, paying tribute to Douglas Adams’ comical space book series, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. So naturally, tonight is the best night of the year to drink some Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters, which, according to the book, feels like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a gold brick. While there are many “Earth” versions of the fictitious cocktail, the one we chose to post today is a more commonly served recipe. This version of the drink is served the Zaphod Beeblebrox nightclub and bar in Ottawa.

Drink created by the Zaphod Beeblebrox nightclub. Photography by The Drunken Moogle.

lokilies:

gloriousmadness:

WE WISH YOU EXTERMINATION
WE WISH YOU EXTERMINATION
WE WISH YOU EXTERMINATION
AND WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TEA

Though I think the guy on the FB wall wins the prize with the line “Deck the halls with bits of Doctor fa la la la la EXTERMINATE!”

meaningful-nonsence:

waitingforatimelord:

benedictatorship:

llawlietsgirl3:

letmartyhandlethis:

gossipgran:

when will my reflection show

who i am

inside

fixed it

holy shit, i laughed so hard

and then I died

#dead
even jawn can’t stop admiring how adorable he is.

Laughing way more than I should be

ladyavenal:

karlimeaghan:

You’ll thank us one day, normal people.

Bahahahaha!!!!

GOLD^^^^^^