hispanic parents have a sixth sense

#i cant stop watching this vine it’s so well done it deserves an oscar


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So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

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I love these new "type these words into your tags box and post the first tag that automatically pops up" thingies, so fun. Let’s do another one:

  • can’t
  • don’t
  • first
  • help
  • please
  • one
  • my
  • will
  • stop
  • get
  • honestly
  • I’m

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Last Person That:
Slept in your bed besides you? my sister. On vacation, we have to share beds. 
Saw you cry?: My mom when I was worried about paying for college.
You went to the movies with? My family.
You went out to dinner with? My family on vacation. 
You talked on the phone to? my best friend, Ana.
Made you laugh? probably my bet friend, Ana. 

Would You Rather:
Pierce your nose or your tongue? Definitely my nose. 
Be serious or be funny? funny.
Drink whole or skimmed milk? So skimmed it’s almost water. 
Die in a fire or drowning? drowning
Spend time with your parent(s) or enemies? parents.

Are You?:
Simple or complicated? meh.
Straight, gay or bisexual? Still no fucking clue. 
Tall or short? average to tallish
Right handed or left handed? right
A lover of music or a lover of books? both. definitely both. 

Do You Prefer?:
Flowers or sweets? sweets. CHOCOLATE.
Grey or black? black
Colour photos or black-and-white photos? color. Lots and lots of color. 
Sunrise or sunset? sunset. Though sunrise is a different kind of wonderful. 
M&Ms or Skittles? skittles. 
Staying up late or waking up early? staying up late. So late. 
Sun or moon? moon. Astronomy class took its toll. 
Winter or Autumn? winter. It houses my favorite holiday. 
10 acquaintances or 2 best friends? 2 best friends.
Rainy or sunny? rainy
Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? chocolate
Vodka or Jack? I don’t drink. 

About You:
What time is it? 11:34 pm
Name? Anneliese
Nicknames? Annie, Anne.
When is your birthday? july 6th.
What do you want? to go on a date and kiss someone. Also to get to college ASAP. 
How many kids do you want? At least 2. 
What would you name a girl?: Pagan. (It was going to be my name.)
What would you name a boy? Benjamyn (named after a character I wrote)
You want to get married? yes
What kind of music do you like? alternative, soundtracks.


Nervous habits? I scratch my skin so much. And it shows because whenever I scratch, the skin raises up. 
Are you double-jointed? nope
Can you roll your tongue? yep
Can you raise one eyebrow? on one side. 
Can you cross your eyes?nope.

Which shoe goes on first? whichever one I grab first. 
Ever thrown something at someone? nope. I wish I had though. 
On average, how much money do you carry with you? $0-$20
What jewellery do you wear? I always wear a necklace. Sometimes earrings. 
Do you twirl or cut spaghetti? twirl
Have you ever eaten Spam? hell no
How many kinds of cereal are in your cupboard? I think there are four. 
Can you cook?: Hell yeah. 

Alcoholic beverage? I don’t drink. 
Car ride?: today coming home from the movie. 
Song played? Paradise By The Dashboard Light by Meatloaf. 
Person you saw? my dad. 
Time you cried? About three days ago. 
Fight? I don’t have fights. I’m a Minnesotan. I hold my feelings in deep down and never let them slide. 

Is it bad that I spent the entire flight to the US making jokes about America? Especially while waiting in line at customs and security check?



i hate the neologism “partner” for “person i’m dating”. i have no intention of being a cowboy and nobody will ever be a cowboy to me.

speak for yourself, slim. some of us cowpoke are lookin’ for the right partner to call our own… [twangs acoustic guitar softly as i stare towards the twinkling night sky] don’t see many of them stars where you’re from, eh, city boy? nah. didn’t think so.

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